Of course, I hadn't posted anything in so long I forgot how to compose a post.
And it wouldn't be technology if I hadn't been assured more than once that all was well in my little corner of Internetland when it really wasn't.
If this post goes up, it will be thanks to a ritual I was driven to perform by the light of the moon that may or may not have involved copious amounts of stage blood.
Apologies for our mutual inconvenience.